Is Pamela Anderson Pregnant?

If you’re in a drug store or bookstore, chances are you’ve passed a tabloid falsely claiming that a celebrity is pregnant. The exact opposite sometimes happens too – celebs have been known to lie about baby news (especially if the news breaks early in the pregnancy). Only time will tell, but Pamela Anderson is the latest celebrity in suspicion of expecting.

Earlier this week, she was spotted in London, and all eyes were on her belly. Rumors have begun to circulate that she is pregnant. Anderson, 42, however, wants people to know that she is not pregnant. Richie Rich, her fashion designer friend, has told reporters: “She’s not pregnant, not broke and just happy.” Rich was sure to add, “She doesn’t have to say anything because they’re not true. She actually gets upset because her kids go to school. Of course, she cares. She’s a human being. We’re all human. We just poop glitter that’s the only difference.”

We guess that dealing with these rumors is all part of the price of fame. That and pooping glitter.